Shakespeare Selfie – Arseniy Dolgov
Polonius:
I doth not believeth in such pitiful lies
These Russians art not genuine, those gents must be high
How shalt I trust those in denial
Of crystal clear fact, these gents art vile
Climate change activists art bizarre
Just like some monkeys at a bazaar
Carbon emissions art all fake
Propaganda for their government’s sake
An unreliable news network CNN is
But Fox News is just a bliss
I believeth in Trump and his ways
Not in Russia with their communist days
That gent speaketh the truth, he is the savior
He wilt save us from this unlawful behavior
Not just the Russians can I blame
But Greta Thunberg, with her undeserved fame
The lady leadeth the global march
To destroying everything in Noah’s ark
Believeth in this mine king thee can’t
Else Denmark’s profits wilt turn to a negative slant
Issues of greater importance we has’t to solve
No time to spendeth on problems that wilt dissolve
A process this is as natural as any other
Just like the bond between son and mother
These people art as mad as prince Hamlet
Fix their brains we should with a Gimlet
I would rather kicketh the bucket than beest part of these protests
Oh! I am slain!